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StephenGreen
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15/12/2009 15:15:43
christmas cracker jokes
What goes Oh Oh Oh?
Santa Claus walking backwards.
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15/12/2009 15:16:21
RE:christmas joke
Who looks after Father Christmas when he's ill?
The National Elf Service.
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15/12/2009 15:17:35
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What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move?
Santa Pause.
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15/12/2009 15:18:30
RE:christmas joke
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
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15/12/2009 15:19:13
RE:christmas joke
What do elves learn at school?
The elfabet.
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15/12/2009 15:24:18
RE:christmas joke
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
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15/12/2009 15:24:33
RE:christmas joke
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it.
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15/12/2009 15:24:48
RE:christmas joke
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
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15/12/2009 15:25:03
RE:christmas joke
What did the inflatable teacher at the inflatable school say to the inflatable child caught holding a pin?
You let me down, you let your friends down, you let your school down but most of all... you let yourself down.
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15/12/2009 15:25:15
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What's ET short for?
Because he's only got little legs.
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